OH this is getting soooooo good! I LOVE IT!
p.s. some girl was bawling on the train today (wasn't me!).... what is going on????
Tuesday, 20 February 2007
Monday, 19 February 2007
Canada Water
I went to Canada Water shopping centre today with a colleague, and this really weird thing happened! We'd just walked out of the centre, when all of a sudden we heard this INCREDIBLY loud blubbing noise. At first we couldn't see where this was coming from, but then we realised it was coming from a puffer-hood-rat perched on a nearby bench. The blubbing just got LOUDER AND LOUDER, and then the hoodrat got up and started walking behind us!
We agonised (for about 5 seconds) over whether we should check this poor critter was ok, but then the hoodrat changed course and started following other people!
I'm still wondering how anyone can cry that loudly in public...
We agonised (for about 5 seconds) over whether we should check this poor critter was ok, but then the hoodrat changed course and started following other people!
I'm still wondering how anyone can cry that loudly in public...
Saturday, 17 February 2007
Pet personalities
Reggie has turned into a right Little Mr Independent, which is a complete opposite to "Princess" Lola!!!
Today, I let them both out so I could change their bedding. Lola acted all precious and scared, and ran right under the computer, while Reggie proceeded to try and 'hump' my big toe!!! Ok I was wearing green socks at the time, so he might have mistaken my toe for Lola, but surely he saw the rest of me attached to it??? Didn't bat an eyelid!
When he realised that my toe wasn't having any of it, he did a re-think, and decided if it wasn't Lola, then it must be food, so he started to try and chew my sock! Little bugger!
Anyway, bored of my toe, he then tried to engage Lola in a game of "IT" - but thats way beneath her! So he contented himself with trying to squeeze behind the door.... it was way too narrow for him, so he tipped himself on his side, and wriggled down there on two legs!
Then as if he hadn't had enough adventure for one day, he tried fronting up to the Dyson... which was on at the time!!!
He is one brave tortoise... or very stupid one!
Today, I let them both out so I could change their bedding. Lola acted all precious and scared, and ran right under the computer, while Reggie proceeded to try and 'hump' my big toe!!! Ok I was wearing green socks at the time, so he might have mistaken my toe for Lola, but surely he saw the rest of me attached to it??? Didn't bat an eyelid!
When he realised that my toe wasn't having any of it, he did a re-think, and decided if it wasn't Lola, then it must be food, so he started to try and chew my sock! Little bugger!
Anyway, bored of my toe, he then tried to engage Lola in a game of "IT" - but thats way beneath her! So he contented himself with trying to squeeze behind the door.... it was way too narrow for him, so he tipped himself on his side, and wriggled down there on two legs!
Then as if he hadn't had enough adventure for one day, he tried fronting up to the Dyson... which was on at the time!!!
He is one brave tortoise... or very stupid one!
Thursday, 15 February 2007
Commuting (again)
FINALLY started to read Self-Made Man on my train journey.
Despite enjoying reading this, I had to stop today, because:
a) sitting directly opposite me = irritating stinky man playing games on his mobile phone with sound ON
b) irritating builder man sitting next to me = "personal" stereo means KEEP IT TO YOUR BLEEDING SELF WHY DONT YOU?
c) irritating business woman sitting diagonally to me = bashing the keyboard on her laptop as though she was trying to throw the javelin on a nintendo!!!!
Why don't we hear more instances of TRAIN RAGE?
p.s. Had 3 gay-singing comments at work today!
Despite enjoying reading this, I had to stop today, because:
a) sitting directly opposite me = irritating stinky man playing games on his mobile phone with sound ON
b) irritating builder man sitting next to me = "personal" stereo means KEEP IT TO YOUR BLEEDING SELF WHY DONT YOU?
c) irritating business woman sitting diagonally to me = bashing the keyboard on her laptop as though she was trying to throw the javelin on a nintendo!!!!
Why don't we hear more instances of TRAIN RAGE?
p.s. Had 3 gay-singing comments at work today!
Wednesday, 14 February 2007
You decide...
... is this a compliment or insult?
My colleagues have told me that I sing "gay", and I can even make the Question of Sport theme sound camp!!!!
I consulted the delightful Lady Wayne, as gayness is his specialised subject. We didn't reach a satisfactory conclusion, and I didn't really fancy posting a video of me singing on YouTube with the slogan "does this sound gay?"
Therefore, despite our workloads, we decided to settle for an American Style-y sing-off to 'the Final Countdown', to see which of us sounded more "gay"!
I won - the first competition I ever remember winning, and alas it wasn't the proud moment I thought it would be!
Anyway, I'm left confused as to whether singing "gay" is a good thing, Wayne obviously thinks it is, but, as per usual, he's in the minority group!
My colleagues have told me that I sing "gay", and I can even make the Question of Sport theme sound camp!!!!
I consulted the delightful Lady Wayne, as gayness is his specialised subject. We didn't reach a satisfactory conclusion, and I didn't really fancy posting a video of me singing on YouTube with the slogan "does this sound gay?"
Therefore, despite our workloads, we decided to settle for an American Style-y sing-off to 'the Final Countdown', to see which of us sounded more "gay"!
I won - the first competition I ever remember winning, and alas it wasn't the proud moment I thought it would be!
Anyway, I'm left confused as to whether singing "gay" is a good thing, Wayne obviously thinks it is, but, as per usual, he's in the minority group!
Tuesday, 13 February 2007
Ooops... I did it again..
I've only gone and bleedin' got addicted to ANOTHER sci-fi series!
My world has been "oh so lonely" since my beloved Buffy and Angel departed our screens, the void briefly filled by Firefly, before its premature ending!
And HURRAH, now I've found Heroes.... obviously I'd tell you more about it, but there's no time as I've got to go and find out what my new friends have been up to in their latest bid to save the world!
p.s I'm writing really big to hide the fact I've neglected my blogging duties recently!!!
My world has been "oh so lonely" since my beloved Buffy and Angel departed our screens, the void briefly filled by Firefly, before its premature ending!
And HURRAH, now I've found Heroes.... obviously I'd tell you more about it, but there's no time as I've got to go and find out what my new friends have been up to in their latest bid to save the world!
p.s I'm writing really big to hide the fact I've neglected my blogging duties recently!!!
Thursday, 1 February 2007
Formal apology....
Formal apology for anyone who was offended by Wayne's wanking or ball waxing comments from yesterdays postings - I don't know what got in to him.... he's usually such a dignified lady.
However, for those of you who may have been interested, the waxing must have gone well, because he was not visibly itching today. So thankfully we can all sleep easy tonight!
However, for those of you who may have been interested, the waxing must have gone well, because he was not visibly itching today. So thankfully we can all sleep easy tonight!
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