Who does he think he is?

Well, moving on swiftly - to take my mind off the temporary loss of some very dear friends....

Stalker Cat!!!

It appears that he has been 2-timing me, with the family living down the road. Typical bloke, he comes round when he wants a bit of attention/ affection/ feeding, then as soon as he's had what he came round for, he's off sniffing around the next one. Then when he's bored/ got a bit of spare time/ feeling hungry, all of a sudden he's back....!

And it's bad enough that I'm like a mistress-equivalent (not in a sexual way, because that would be wrong) that's living next door to him, but fancy having another mistress down the same road - that's just plain stoo-pid! I know I joke about the amount of in-breeding in these parts, which makes it borderline Deliverance territory, but now you can understand the saying "many a true word said in jest."

Bah, I deserve better than this!!!!