Sun reader, and proud.... so there!

Weeeeell, where do I start???

1st piece of good news => I stepped over 3 piles of sick today (which is a new record for the Monday-morning-walk-to-the-station), and I didn't wretch once!!!!

Sat in my favourite seat on the train this morning [hardly a surprise, as I'm usually the first one on], and settled down to read my beloved Sun newspaper. Yes, I know, I know, The Sun.... don't think I can't hear all you intellects gasp in outrage & disgust, but I lurve it, in all it's working class glory! Anyway, moving on...

2nd piece of good news => the lovely David James got a clean sheet, so no more facial fuzz! Can't wait to see the new "look", let's hope it's better than some of his previous dodgy barnets!

3rd piece of good news => I was so engrossed in my work today, that the working day only seemed about 3 hours long! Dontcha just love days like that???

4th piece of good news => I've got home to find that Derren Brown, THE Derren Brown, is now one of my MySpace buddies... how cool is that? I'm a bit surprised at the photo he's got on his profile, though - his forehead looks really big, like those men in the old Tefal adverts. I don't know why he didn't use a promo shot from his Channel 4 series.... I would have done personally, but maybe he felt that they'd airbrushed him too much in those, and so he wanted to appear more "natural".

5th piece of good news => The welcome return of Heroes tonight - I am SOOOOO excited about this - it's been a long period of separation for me and my superpowered buddies! Bad news, is that it will be far too late for me to watch, so I'm going to have to watch it tomorrow night. Nay mind, I may just treat myself, and go and watch the last episode again, just as a little reminder of why I love them so much!!!! Save the cheerleader....!

aaaaaaaaaargh!

Next door's burglar alarm has been blaring for the last 20 minutes!!! Very annoying, but couldn't be helped... a bulb blew in the bathroom, and it short fused their house.... blah blah blah... feel VERY sorry for them, but needless to say, cannot sleep/ cannot read/ cannot think due to the noise, so thought I'd just ramble on for a bit to distract myself from the high pitched squealing noise! Never mind the bees, Mrs M, there's going to be a helluva lot of confused dolphins in the Thames estuary tonight!!!

er, what can I talk about.... er, erm, er - oooooo got my DivX player (ta to the Robbo's for that tip!) so I'm all ready for Heroes, which is starting up again on Monday -'bout bleeding time!!!

er, what else???

Oh yea, following on from me talking about how clumsy I am, was having a bath yesterday, and noticed I seemed to be growing my own pair of moon boots, so thought I'd better shave - ouch! didn't want to be cutting myself like that!!!

yikes, this noise is driving me CRAAAAAAAZY!!!

Blimey, nearly forgot... am still waiting for Park Chan Wook to accept me as a friend on MySpace... but read an interesting (only to me, and no-one else) article that said one of the Vengeance Trilogy films (Oldboy) is going to be re-made in Hollywood, and apparently Park wants Sean Penn as the lead... good choice, but Ed Norton would be great in that role too.....

I wish I had ear plugs... cotton wool might have to do, though!

Does anyone know if David James has got a "clean sheet" and shaved off that facial fluff yet?

Hope the tortoises don't wake up....

Must remember it's bin day tomorrow.... might go and sort them out now, before I forget.....