Lifts

I really hate talking in lifts.

Yesterday I was waiting for a lift with some colleagues and when someone asked how the trains were after all the high winds last week, I started to explain how some man was really agitated on the train and was trying to force everybody to move further down the train. Unfortunately for me, as the lift doors closed (in a crowded lift) I actually said "this bloke was slapping me on the back trying to get me to go down further" and all these people I didn't know started to snigger!

How very very dare they!