What is Russell Grant implying????

These, apparently, are my stars for tomorrow:

Aries (Mar21-Apr20) If you'd like to transform your body, begin today. Overhaul your diet and exercise regime with the help of a medical professional. By this time next year, you won't be able to recognise yourself. You'll be great at getting in shape and increasing your endurance. You could attract a lot of favourable attention from this metamorphosis. If you're looking for work, you could find an opportunity in pharmaceuticals, vitamins, or agriculture.

Let me just repeat "with the help of a medical professional" - is he trying to say I need cosmetic surgery?!?!

Outrageous!