Catch up

Well, I'd love to be able to relay tales of excitement etc from the last few months.... but there aren't any!!!!

Stalker Cat is STILL here, although he's meant to be going back to his real mum next week. He has totally wheedled his way into my affections, although cleaning eye snot off the walls and picking white hairs off my clothes is not my idea of fun....

I've been trying to teach him that the tortoises are not toys, and although he still tries to cuff Lola, Reggie is never too far away to chase SC away (Yes, the Cat is scared of him) - very comical, as Reggie is only 3 inches long!

My boiler is currently being more temperamental than a woman with PMS, and it's pot luck if you're going to get a hot shower! I ended up going round my parent's yesterday for a hot bath, first one in 3 weeks!

Over the last few years, my mum has become obsessed with getting old and when she had a new bathroom suite fitted a few years ago, she got a "sit-up" bath, so that when she is in her 80's, she'll still be able to bath herself (she was in her 50's when she got this fitted, so god knows how long she thinks it's going to last). I don't really understand her logic though, as the bath side's are about 3ft high, so unless she thinking of becoming a geriatric high jump champion....

Shameful, nearly a 4 month break, and the only exciting thing I have to tell you about is taking a bath!!!!

Yaaaaaaaawn!

Blimey, has it been this long??? Anyone would think I'd stuck myself in the fridge with the tortoises and hibernated!!!