This is becoming a habit...

..... I cried again in Britain's Got Talent!!!

I don't believe it's to do with my hormones, or the DHL saga! Or my unrequited love for Ant and Dec (yes, both of them). But I don't know what it is!

Thank God it's not on til Christmas, I'd be dehydrated by then!

But the next 4 shows are LIVE - oooooo, me poor nerves!!!

Oh how I've missed them!

Ant's "give me a dress and I'm there" comment, while doing a cheesy dance routine with Dec, just sums up why I love them!

Simon and Piers' faces at finding out the Kit Kat dolls were blokes.... priceless!

I love Ant and Dec

I only have to look at them, and I start smiling! They've got such cheeky chappy features!

It's so good to see them back doing another talent show (Britains Got Talent).... yes, I am that shallow, that no sooner has Lee won the Joseph coat, then I have moved onto the next reality tv show!!!! Ant N Dec are such piss takers, but they just get away with it!!!

No-one has been as good as Nessum Dorma bloke so far... but the doggy line dancing, and the pole dancer with the metal-grinder-sparks-thing have shown potential!

My parents came round today for lunch.... and I gave each of them a tortoise to supervise in the garden, while I did the washing up. Dad brought Lola back looking all lovely and relaxed, while mum brought Reggie back looking like he'd been on some kind of army mission into enemy territory! He had mud all over his face, over his shell and big clumps of it in his claws! Little sod (and I'm not sure if I'm referring to the tortoise or his supervisor!)

I've got a cold today, as well as my continuing pmt, so I've downed some brandy and am off to bed soon!

Why do you always shudder after neat spirits? Or is that just me?