Poor, poor Lewis, what you gonna do...

... things look bad for you!

Oh dear, how I thought I would be Oh So Smug at this moment, but TYPICALLY the Joseph wannabe does his best performance AFTER he finds out he's going! Bless him, I do hope he gets work in his chosen field.

It wasn't anything personal against him, I just felt that he may do some adjustments to his stage costume, if he got the part. I just couldn't bear to see Joseph prancing round the stage in a pink gingham loincloth and a feather boa!!!!

And WHY oh WHY did they let Connie Fisher do a number? She has now made me get up and leave the room when she was on "Maria" and now on "Joseph" too! Thank god there aren't more shows with "names" in the titles that she can ruin for me!

Come on Lee, Sahfender!

p.s. wasn't it sweet of Captain Jack to get the Doctor into the audience?

p.p.s did anyone see Denise Van Outen's forehead move during part 1? I didn't - I'm on forehead watch for part 2!

ADWD

Lewis annoyed me so much when he was singing "sweet caroline" tonight, that I had to walk out of the room!!!

And then he annoyed me again, because I nearly missed Lee singing, because I'd had to go out of the room!

And then he annoyed me again, because he's still in this show!

And then I saw his neck.

And then he started talking in that girlie whiney voice.

And then he did the duet with Lee, and kept on trying to mimic Antonio "my love" Banderas [who incidentally I saw on a bilboard advertising Police sunglasses - man, I nearly swooned in the street] by dropping in the odd word with a faux Argentinian accent.

And then Lord Lloyd Webber annoyed me when he inferred that Lewis was as good as Lee.

And now I've got just over an hour to wait to find out if I'm going to be annoyed next week, cos he's still in it!

p.s. I love Captain Jack and his shiney spikey hair cut