Showing posts with label Joseph. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joseph. Show all posts

Saturday, 9 June 2007

Poor, poor Lewis, what you gonna do...

... things look bad for you!

Oh dear, how I thought I would be Oh So Smug at this moment, but TYPICALLY the Joseph wannabe does his best performance AFTER he finds out he's going! Bless him, I do hope he gets work in his chosen field.

It wasn't anything personal against him, I just felt that he may do some adjustments to his stage costume, if he got the part. I just couldn't bear to see Joseph prancing round the stage in a pink gingham loincloth and a feather boa!!!!

And WHY oh WHY did they let Connie Fisher do a number? She has now made me get up and leave the room when she was on "Maria" and now on "Joseph" too! Thank god there aren't more shows with "names" in the titles that she can ruin for me!

Come on Lee, Sahfender!

p.s. wasn't it sweet of Captain Jack to get the Doctor into the audience?

p.p.s did anyone see Denise Van Outen's forehead move during part 1? I didn't - I'm on forehead watch for part 2!

Sunday, 27 May 2007

Yet again, I salute....

... the prime time "gay" television that is Any Dream Will Do

I am still totally bemused by how obssessed I have become with this programme! It's just soooooo camp, soooooo showbiz and soooooo addictive!

The stress of the show must be getting to Graham Norton, as he had suitcases under his eyes, but he managed to hold the show together, with his little witty retorts.

Lord Lloyd Webber was responsible for the most surreal tv moment of the week, when he cracked a joke that no-one got, and then he had to explain it... and it really WASN'T funny anyway!!!!

Captain Jack was looking fabulous, and talking complete sense, as per usual. My opinion of Denise Van Outen has gone TOTALLY downhill! I used to think she was great on the Big Breakfast [not in the
Mrs Robbo's Gay Crushes category], but she just seems to have got a bit lost up her own arse these days. Next week I'm going to count the amount of times she talks about how difficult, and how different, it is "when you're singing in 8 shows a week in the West End" - get over if, love!!!! Mind you, it doesn't help that every time I see her now, I just think "eurgh, you went out with Gary Glitter!" Not sure who the other 2 panelists are, so we'll gloss over them!

The Josephs [snigger - sorry Mrs R, but I just keep thinking of you taking the piss out of them getting called that] had to climb up a pole, sing at the top of it, then jump & grab some trapeze-swing-like-thing. Lewis [who I really detest] did the most girlie squeal EVER when it was his turn!!! I nearly peed myself!

Then some really [apparently] famous singer had to chose one of the 'Josephs' to sing live with him on the 2nd part of the show - he chose Lee (my fave)! Oh, and how jealous did the other Josephs look? It made me laugh out loud! And their faces when they heard they were going to be BACKING SINGERS for the big number! What a hoot! And they even had to do that really naff backing singer shuffle-&-sway-while-clicking-fingers dance that Terence Trent D'erby's backing singers did! Lee was MUCH better than Josh whatsisname!

Anyway, the blonde one (that looks a bit like Linda Lusardi's husband) had to give back his coat this week, which leaves girlie Lewis as the only blonde one left now!

I can't wait for next week's show!