Fresh from the realisation that I am a "cat whisperer", I have realised I have the ability to connect with Reggie the tortoise on a psychic level.
There was I, looking down at my bare toes thinking that I needed to book a pedicure, as my toes were looking a bit grim.... and then, Reggie came over and started trying to bite my toes!
I must write a book about these newfound abilities, think of all the offers I'm going to get from Hollywood!!!
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Hell, think of the money you can make from a tortoise that gives manicures. You can pimp him out as an organic manicure.
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