These, apparently, are my stars for tomorrow:
Aries (Mar21-Apr20) If you'd like to transform your body, begin today. Overhaul your diet and exercise regime with the help of a medical professional. By this time next year, you won't be able to recognise yourself. You'll be great at getting in shape and increasing your endurance. You could attract a lot of favourable attention from this metamorphosis. If you're looking for work, you could find an opportunity in pharmaceuticals, vitamins, or agriculture.
Let me just repeat "with the help of a medical professional" - is he trying to say I need cosmetic surgery?!?!
Outrageous!
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Not just you then! As an Aries too..you have just ruined my day! Kidding!
Maybe Russ is implying we need a medical spa treatment! For at least 2 weeks, in an exotic location. Obviously with qualified, gorgeous male medical staff!
hmmmm, you may have a point there!!!!
x
OI, I'm an aries as well and you can keep the 'gorgeous male medical staff' - OK I know, you were going to keep them anyway!
If you combine a job in pharmaceuticals and agriculture, does that mean you then work in farmaceuticals?
(I reckon I could get a job writing for Basil Brush)
~cuttsy~
Cuttsy!!! Even Basil's jokes aren't that bad!!! And I know, I've seen him Live at the Barbican!
So ner!
You have? Seen Basil LIVE?!
*stomps off in a strop*
Green with envy Mrs M ~ x ~
"it was probably just one of those tribute acts" says Roofie, reassuringly!
xx
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